🚫 NOW RECRUITING (BUT DON’T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT) 🚫

Do you find yourself personally offended by the existence of QR code menus? Have you ever looked at a computer and thought, "That looks like a waste of workspace?” Do you have a favourite hammer?

   If you answered "Yup" while crossing your arms, welcome home.

The Grumpy Man Club (GMC) is officially open for YOU!!!  —mostly because we’re tired of seeing people do things the "efficient" way. We are the brotherhood of the 7:00 AM hardware shop run. We are the keepers of the thermostat. We are the men who remember when a handshake meant something and a "smart fridge" was just a fridge that didn't leak.

You’re  ready for the GMC brotherhood if:

• You’ve ever said the phrase, "They don't make 'em like they used to."
• Your weekend plans revolve entirely around the grass height.
• You have a "junk drawer" that contains at least three keys to locks that no longer exist.
• You think "The Cloud" is just a scam to get you to forget your passwords
• The BBQ is a holy place, where deals and friendships are made and broken
• The "I've got one of them” is the start of true “mates” (if returned clean and full).

Our Mission:

To sit back  in silence, judge everything made before 1980, and occasionally fix something with a piece of scrap wood we’ve been saving since 1994. To show that the phrase “it’s broken” is only meant for fingers.

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